- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

this is not a joke.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

I'm Jewish

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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