Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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