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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

My parents have an open marriage.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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