how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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KONY 2012

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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