Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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