There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Hi what I lug you

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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