Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Bean.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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