Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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