Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Anti Joke

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