Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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