- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

You and your parents are going to die today

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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