- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What's half of 8? o

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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