HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Illumati Confirmed

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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