What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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im watching you..

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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