- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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