What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Nickelback

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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womens rights.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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