A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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angelosnyder is not gay

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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