L's I's that took Viagra.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Nice belt.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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