- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Penis

why was the boy sad? because.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

I was once a hamster.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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