Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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