- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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