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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Autism speaks but not really

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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