Lets Go Lakers!

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How old is your mom Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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