- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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