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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

"Knock knock." "No."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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