- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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