What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Religion.

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ass.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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