whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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You have friends

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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42, that is all

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Today is March 22.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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