A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

*insert joke here*

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

... Chan chan

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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