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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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