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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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