- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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