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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? They don't ACTUALLY eat or throw wood. Instead, they eat grasses and insects and pretty much everything else at ground level they can get their hands on. But they can, apparently, CHEW wood, and that's where the idea for this study came in. The authors decided to use the word "chuck" to mean "chew" (I suppose because upchucking is the opposite?), and wanted to see how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. They obtained 12 woodchucks (by "various means" that are not described, I picture some middle aged guy in a suit trying to stalk one), and food deprived them to ensure they would eat the wood. Then, they fed each woodchuck a 2x4 (yes) and watched how fast they ate it. All the woodchucks ate the wood, none actively attempted to toss it, and none upchucked. They could, apparently digest the wood pretty well, and consumed it at a rate of 361.9237001 cubic centimeteres per animals per day (no error bars, and the food deprivation was nuts, 12 days, leading me to think they didn't REALLY...). They note that, while none of the woodchucks attempted to throw the wood, they probably would have, had they been capable. So the next time someone asks you, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You answer is clear! He'd chuck 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day, which is the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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