I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Carrot fingers

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Chuck norris

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I woke up today

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Walnut

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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