- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Women Sports.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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