- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Women's Rights.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

U mad?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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