Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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