- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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