Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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