whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Reading books

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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book 'em danno

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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