Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Poop

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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