Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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poop nuff said

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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