A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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You will not press the like button.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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