What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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