How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Anti Joke

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