- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why? Why Not?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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