THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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