A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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