Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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My kids are mistakes.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Safe sex MR

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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The government

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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gay people

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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