What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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