how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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