yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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