Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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