Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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