4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Anyone??????????/

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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r u smart..... or ur black

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