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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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whats white and sticky glue

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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