Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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hey, my names mark.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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