In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Poop

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YOU

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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