- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A man... walks.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Chuck norris

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

The government

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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