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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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