- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Safe sex MR

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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