i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Flop dog

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What comes after 69? 70

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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