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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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