What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Anti Joke

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