Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Im black

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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