Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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i lost the game

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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