- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

woman..parallel parking

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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