What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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