- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

This is not a joke or is it

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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