Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Womens rights !

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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u jelly?

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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