A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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