Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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book 'em danno

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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