- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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