theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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