why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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