What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

r u smart..... or ur black

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

sharks

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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