- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

what's worst than being gay? being black

what?

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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