Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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