Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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