- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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