Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Queens Park rangers

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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