What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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you lose.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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