- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What did Delaware? A coat.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

you lose.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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