- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

You just read this ..

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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