- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

FIONN'S LIFE

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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