- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Women Sports.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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