What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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