- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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